Bad Decisions Make Great Stories


Last updated 9/28/2013 at 1:25pm


Kurt and Lynn still laugh about that neck bite in the mall. I hope that stranger laughs about it someday too.

Have you seen anything funny lately? If you go looking you’ll find a lot to laugh about. Here are a few ads I’ve seen in newspapers:

• For Sale: Bull dog, will eat anything. Loves small children.

• Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

• For Sale: Antique dresser suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

• Illiterate? Write today for help.

Here are some actual questions asked by lawyers in court:

• Were you present when your picture was taken?

• Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

• Doctor, how many of your auto...

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