The Zoo Cage Prophet

Snow White

"Look Mike," I said in my semi-serious voice, "the question should be 'What if Prince Charming had given up on Snow White – after all, she was in a deep dead-like sleep – and just simply moved on to the next available Princess?'"

Mike's look was priceless. I think he even pinched himself to make sure he wasn't sleeping. "What?" he finally said.

"What? What, what?" I answered, smiling of course.

"What are you talking about?"

"God's love. The topic we've been speaking about for the last twenty minutes."

Using his index finger to point to his head, he said, "Look brother, you are loco in the cabe...