A Big, Sticky, Wet Mess

The Zoo Cage Prophet

By touch, the soda can felt a bit warm for her liking. So she did what any normal person would do, she placed it in the staff refrigerator.

About an hour later my boss asked me for a few rags and cleaner. A strange request, because I'm the one who does the cleaning at work.

"What happened? I mean, do you need me to clean something for you? Whatever it is, I'll do it." I felt strongly about doing it. How could I allow my boss to get her hands dirty?

"No, I'll do it," she responded. She also explained how her Coke Zero had mysteriously exploded in the staff refrigerator, making a great big mess....