Recently, a doctor friend sent me a list of actual notes made on patients' medical charts. I hope you find them as funny as I did:
"Patient's medical history has been remarkable, with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days."
"She slipped on the ice, and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December."
"The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 2003."
"On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day . . . it disappeared."
"The patient refused autopsy."
"She is numb from her toes down."
"Patient has occasional, constant, infrequent hea...
