Worst apologies ever

Series: Laugh Again | Story 7

I was picking out a Valentine's card for my wife. One section read, "Apology Cards." I was curious. Flipping through them, I found mostly excuses.

"I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking." "I didn't mean it." "I experienced temporary insanity." "I'm sorry for offending you."

In school, one child was told to write an apology to a friend. He wrote, "Dear Brody, Miss P. made me write you this note. All I want to say sorry for . . . is for not being sorry cause I tried to feel sorry but I don't. Signed, Liam."

Adults do this too. One said, "Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I've said."

On Halloween...