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Attack of the Slippery Tomatoes

 
Series: Laugh Again | Story 5

Last updated 11/28/2022 at 12:30pm



Recently a California delivery truck spilled 150,000 tomatoes across Interstate 80. To help us ketchup on this juicy story, news crews reported that the truck hit a central divider spilling its cargo. One car got stuck in the mess, causing a chain reaction of crashes involving four vehicles. Is this how they make pizza sauce now?

I'd love to report that a truck came right behind hauling hot peppers, cilantro and onions, but it's not true. I'm told no one was seriously injured. It took six hours to clean up the mess. And no tomato was left be-Heinz.

Well, those in the know say there are sev...



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