I love statistics. Here are a few I came up with myself:

Somewhere out there a woman will give birth to a baby every quarter of a second. I say we need to find that woman and stop her. I'm kidding! God bless you, moms. You're awesome.

Here are a few more statistics based loosely on actual facts: For every bank that gets robbed today, 2,872 puppies will be born and 32 hedgehogs will find new homes. For every plane that crashes, more than a million will land safely, with about 48 percent of the passengers smiling and in good spirits. The rest will have lost their luggage.

Now for the truth:...