I love the English language. But if you're trying to learn it, it will confuse the life out of you. A good twist of phrase. A play on words. Here are a few alternative definitions to common English words. See if these make you smile:
Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.
Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.
Subdued: A dude who works on a submarine.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Primate: Removing your spouse from the front of the TV.
Paralyze: Two far-fetched stories.
My dad used phrases that confused me. "Hey son, cat got your tongue?"
No, no, the cat doesn't have m...
