The Zoo Cage Prophet
Like a Bird
Last updated 6/7/2021 at 2:44pm
I don't like doing it, but I have to. In the end, the mess is more trouble than I like. But the fact remains that if I don't pretend to be a bird, I'll be way too stinky.
On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays Ad Seg (the Hole) gives us the opportunity to shower. The high-pressure cold water really does help, along with the soap and shampoo that lather under the steady stream of H2O. But it's what we do the other four days that is more important. We call them "birdbaths."
I prepare by moving anything off the floor that might get wet. Next I place a bath towel on the floor, right where I know t...