A Slice of Dread
A little boy asked a friend, "How do you spell mousetrap? The friend said, "C-A-T."
How is your spelling? Winnie the Pooh said, "My spelling is wobbly; it's good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places."
Teachers have encountered some letters in the wrong places on tests and assignments. Here are a few of my favorites.
1. "I didn't get to sleep much all night because next doors dog was baking." Well, that kid had a ruff night, don't you think? (Pardon the pun.) My friend Mike has a chubby little puppy. He likes to say, "He's not fat, he's just a little husky."
2. "Ther...
