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How to Spoil a New Year

It's the start of a New Year. A new beginning. New hope. Some people resolve to get some exercise-to start walking between the fridge and the couch, rather than using a scooter. Others ask, "What kind of person do I want to be by the end of the year?"

This year I'm asking, "What kind of person do I not want to be?

I think we've all met some people we don't want to become. Like the lady down the block who owns 49 ferrets and stands at her front window pointing her hair dryer at passing cars. Or that guy across the street with his tongue stuck to the lamp post. I think Louie is his name. I don't...