Intertribal Life Newspaper -

Have you ever complained? My daughter worked as a server, so she knows a little about complaints.

Here are a few grievances aired in eateries. I think it's important to tell you that I am not making any of these up.

• "I'm sending the fish back. It was staring at me."

• "The plate color clashes with my food. It's too ugly to Instagram."

• "This cup is right-handed. I'm left handed."

• "The ice was too cold. It should have been left out for a few minutes."

• "I'm sending the chicken back. I ordered it medium rare." Isn't that a bit like requesting a side order of salmonella?...