The Right Fish
Last updated 1/16/2016 at 12:45pm
My son has been single for 29 years. Since flying from our nest he has kept a fairly clean house, done his laundry and become adept at cooking. Although he does show up at our house often just to gaze into the fridge and drool. But a grown man can only eat so much of his Mother's lasagna before she sends him out to pasture.
He lost weight in the pasture and began considering marriage. Before long, he had more dates than a palm tree. They came from online dating services, surveying the field, fishing the pond. He threw some fish back in, some threw him back in as well. "What do you loo...